Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Mobbin' Of Katie-----just An Ordinary G-to-tha-izzirl
Welcome, dear reader, to the deepest, darkest fissures of my mind. Make yourself at home- listen to some music, if you will, and browse at your leisure the many links that I have so lovingly recommended. If you do one thing today, check out Gizoogle- type in anything and it gives it the Pimp My Site treatment, dawg. Type in musingsofkatie.blogspot.com and it translates it gangsta style-- apparently I am 'A gizzay rhymin' in tha suburbs who takes joy in tha shawty clockin' n whose life currently revolves pimpin''. Well, ge-shizzle me-nizzle ma homies! And after you've seen that, take a look at Google Moon- if you zoom in a lot you can see actual proof that the moon is made out of...swiss cheese. No joke.
**Happy Birthday to Eve!!** Or Evie Wonder, as I like to call her..16 at last lucky biatch! Shes gonna love her prezzies- theyre so awesome! None of us actually know what were doing for Eve n Charlie's party, my Mum aint lettin anything slip!! I've tried everything-
bribery, excessive alcohol, and plain good ol' torture but still have no idea. Its rele worrying..
So this is what my make-up's gonna be like when I dress up for my party as....a 1950's starlet. That's rite, I have finally chosen- got a dress from Camden and evrything! All I've gotta do now is invites, decorations, music... And i reckon I'm gonna post up my prezzie wishlist sometime soon..or would that just be totally egotistical? I mean..even more egotistical? Although I have been called vain, even narcissistic, in the past, it wouldnt really be that bad.. just keeping the name alive!
I was readin this thing in NME about Podcasts, and have now been cursed with a powerful urge to make my very own- just think how mega it would be..a kooky, retro, rock 'n' roll-inspired podcast is definitely the way to go. I could get a whole load of sound FX, and clips from Green Wing and stuff! (which, btw, was awesome this week- "I've got a rhetorical question," "aand I've got a hole punch! So lets not get big-headed.") Stay tuned to find out more!
I don't know about you but I have had waaaay too many easter eggs..and to make the sick feeling worse theres growing interest in a site called Pimp My Snack , for all the lovers of mega-sized snacks that take like a month to eat; its so disgusting but also genius, and strangely hypnotic...all the gigantic food..its like being stuck in Lilliput Land surrounded by magical KitKats and Creme Eggs and enormous colourful party rings.. and it's described as 'a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge'. Seriously.
So after two weeks of revision, green wing, chocolate and sheer unadulterated boredom, it's back to school tommorrow dudes! AND it's only a month till the exams! What larks, Pip. I cannot wait. Next week i'll give you the lowdown on Eve and Charlie's party, a whole load of Green Wing quotes probably (A's for apendectomy, B is for Barium...), and, O Joy!, a report of the second textiles exam in the line of about 10,000. And a brand spanking new jukebox playlist!! I need a theme for this one, how about..California? that would get you in the summer mood, and brighten the hearts of this cold nation. Gee, I just spoil ya.
BTW: if you've enjoyed this blog, (and kinda sorta get my strange humour), tell your friends!
Go! Now! Spread the word, my pretties!! I reckon I'm gonna try and reach a larger audience, and you can help by recommending this blog to anyone who you think would love it.
**Happy Birthday to Eve!!** Or Evie Wonder, as I like to call her..16 at last lucky biatch! Shes gonna love her prezzies- theyre so awesome! None of us actually know what were doing for Eve n Charlie's party, my Mum aint lettin anything slip!! I've tried everything-
bribery, excessive alcohol, and plain good ol' torture but still have no idea. Its rele worrying.. So this is what my make-up's gonna be like when I dress up for my party as....a 1950's starlet. That's rite, I have finally chosen- got a dress from Camden and evrything! All I've gotta do now is invites, decorations, music... And i reckon I'm gonna post up my prezzie wishlist sometime soon..or would that just be totally egotistical? I mean..even more egotistical? Although I have been called vain, even narcissistic, in the past, it wouldnt really be that bad.. just keeping the name alive!
I was readin this thing in NME about Podcasts, and have now been cursed with a powerful urge to make my very own- just think how mega it would be..a kooky, retro, rock 'n' roll-inspired podcast is definitely the way to go. I could get a whole load of sound FX, and clips from Green Wing and stuff! (which, btw, was awesome this week- "I've got a rhetorical question," "aand I've got a hole punch! So lets not get big-headed.") Stay tuned to find out more!
I don't know about you but I have had waaaay too many easter eggs..and to make the sick feeling worse theres growing interest in a site called Pimp My Snack , for all the lovers of mega-sized snacks that take like a month to eat; its so disgusting but also genius, and strangely hypnotic...all the gigantic food..its like being stuck in Lilliput Land surrounded by magical KitKats and Creme Eggs and enormous colourful party rings.. and it's described as 'a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge'. Seriously.
So after two weeks of revision, green wing, chocolate and sheer unadulterated boredom, it's back to school tommorrow dudes! AND it's only a month till the exams! What larks, Pip. I cannot wait. Next week i'll give you the lowdown on Eve and Charlie's party, a whole load of Green Wing quotes probably (A's for apendectomy, B is for Barium...), and, O Joy!, a report of the second textiles exam in the line of about 10,000. And a brand spanking new jukebox playlist!! I need a theme for this one, how about..California? that would get you in the summer mood, and brighten the hearts of this cold nation. Gee, I just spoil ya.
BTW: if you've enjoyed this blog, (and kinda sorta get my strange humour), tell your friends!
Go! Now! Spread the word, my pretties!! I reckon I'm gonna try and reach a larger audience, and you can help by recommending this blog to anyone who you think would love it. Rock on dudes,
Katie xxx
p.s. Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your comments. You know how.
p.p.s I was being sarcastic about the exam thing. If you didn't get that, you shouldn't be reading this. Ever.
Thanx to Foto Decadent for the groovy pix.
