Sunday, February 18, 2007
flabbergasted
First things first, i think it's fair to say that nowadays there isn't much which makes me stop everything I'm doing and exclaim 'WHAT the fuck..?!?!'. I've seen a lot of things in my time, but none of which compare to the flabbergasting ridiculosity of Britney shaving her own head.
<--Eww! She looks like one of my uncles!
I can't think what on earth could have been going through her mind when she decided to pick up a razor and think... this looks like fun! I mean, did she think it would look good?! Did she perhaps, in her one night of rehab, have an epiphany of becoming a monk? I think this is the one situation where we can all truly diagnose with a perplexed look on our faces: breakdown.
Other news: found out my brother has a girlfriend of two weeks! He kept that one quiet! I am already arranging double dates and am compiling a girlfriend kit- baby pictures, embarassing videos, hilarious anecdotes...(speaking of hilarious, who's been hearing that ad for Chris Moyles on Radio 1 with the scottish version of Amy Winehouse? I actually piss myself laughing every time it comes on: they tryine meek me goh tu reehab, ah see noo noo noo! LOL)
And finally, half term spent in tenerife was 'PROPER QUALITY!' as the many chavs myself and Rachel met would say. As we whispered in the most Harpenden way possible, 'they're NPLUs'.... Not People Like Us. We soon learnt to integrate, however, with nightly recitals of Chingy's 'Dem Jeans', complete with chav cap and gangsta freestylin. Oh we're cool..
Now back to the grindstone for another term of hard labour.
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Ya girl KC x
