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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Comic gold from Matt Collett

Matt: What do you call a chav in a box?
Me: I don't know Matt, wat do you call a chav in a box?
Matt: INNIT! Hahaahahaaa

Matt:What do you call a chav in a LOCKED box??
Me: I don't know. Go away.
Matt: SAFE!! Haaaahahhaha

Matt: What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet???
Me: I DONT CARE
Matt: SORTED!! LOL!!!!! hahaaaaaa

Matt: What do you call a chav in a cage?
Me: Fuck off!
Matt: Whatever you want! He can't come out and stab you!! HAaaaahahahhaaa
Me: GO TO BED IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING

Oh he does make me laugh. Can't be bothered with a proper blog atm, will write soon.
x





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