Monday, January 08, 2007
foiled cat mafia plots
Oh crikey, I feel like a single mum looking after Matt. My own mother has flitted off to the Caribbean or somewhere to do some work or something, and father is earning the daily bread in the capital, much like that banker dad off of Mary Poppins. In fact, I am much like Mary Poppins myself- cleaning the house... doing the dishes... scrubbing the floors and cooking the meals, ironing shirts and washing the socks, dusting the cellar and stocking the larder, walking the dog and feeding the cats, actually- I've discovered a cat hierarchy that exists in our house. Let me explain. We have two cats, one- Barney- is the fat mafia cat who walks around at a slow pace in a manner that suggests if he was human he would be not unlike Marlon Brando, whilst the other, Pebbles, is the sidekick figure. And when I, in my Poppins role today, filled their bowls up with food- one accidentally a lot more than the other- Pebbles deliberately went for the lesser filled bowl, even though Barney was nowhere to be seen! As if, in some confrontational dark bark-alley scene, she has sacrificed all the Kitekat in the household for years to come in exchange for him to spare her life!! I have become quite demented. A dangerous blend of housework and Russell Brand's podcasts is surely to blame. I now feel my writing is lacking in certain Brandisms and vow to include more superfluous words as 'contrafibularities' and 'discourteous'..
Who fancies a trip into merry London town to see my new favourite and quite fabulous band Hadouken? On the 9th February it is dangerously close to Tenerife with Rach, i.e.. the night before. But it's all in the name of good music, and I can think of no better cause.
Good Night
xxx
// posted by suburbanprincess @ 9:30 PM 
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tehe i know our animals have a hierarchy aswel...
- bracken - the dominant male who sits ontop of the fridge looking down at his loyal subjects
- bramble - the not so graceful 2nd in comand often a comic who is human would undoubtably spend most of his time in the pub.
- tilly - the tracy barlow of ox lane, she hits spits and scratches and has lots of male attention, she tries to have the most althoirity but runs off after one thretaning hiss from bracken
- tiger - the little cutie who will cuddle up with any of the others.
- greying - too terified of her own mother to go anywhere near tilly, low self esteam due to she 'weight issues'.
- barney - the soppy one outcast from the pack due to the fact hes litterally 1000 x the size of any of the cats.
lol wow that was a waste of time... am trying 2 find reasons not to do my english essay... lol.
much love xx
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- bracken - the dominant male who sits ontop of the fridge looking down at his loyal subjects
- bramble - the not so graceful 2nd in comand often a comic who is human would undoubtably spend most of his time in the pub.
- tilly - the tracy barlow of ox lane, she hits spits and scratches and has lots of male attention, she tries to have the most althoirity but runs off after one thretaning hiss from bracken
- tiger - the little cutie who will cuddle up with any of the others.
- greying - too terified of her own mother to go anywhere near tilly, low self esteam due to she 'weight issues'.
- barney - the soppy one outcast from the pack due to the fact hes litterally 1000 x the size of any of the cats.
lol wow that was a waste of time... am trying 2 find reasons not to do my english essay... lol.
much love xx
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